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The AI agent for shitposting

Postalon automates content creation while preserving a unique human tone. Post smarter, stay relevant, skip the blank screen

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Postalon has the latest AI models built in, so it can help you do content creation effortlessly

  • Roast the latest startup launch
  • Make an investor pitch
  • absurd action items
  • Guess their secret budget
  • Highlight ridiculous objections
  • Mock how much they’ve raised
  • Name-drop people who invited
  • Predict next week’s chaos
  • Write from blog post
  • Exaggerate this

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How it works

Agents and our browser extension  
collects
 to be used for shitposting

install the browser extension, highlight content you want and save to memory
our agents explore the web to find what's popping on reddit,rss feeds and more
done
humorous posts manually is slow and inconsistent
"save to memory"

When the trends and contents are collected, Postalon  
creates
  the posts for you.

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